Bar Speak

"Bar Speak"

"I'll get this one, next one is on you."
MEANS: Happy hour is about to end....now drafts
are a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50
a pop.

"You get this one, next round is on me."
MEANS: We won't be here long enough to get
another round.

"I haven't seen you around here for a long time."
MEANS: You stuck up little twit, too good for your
old friends?

"Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
MEANS: I have no interest in talking to you except
as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising
position.

"Lets get out of here."
MEANS: I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into
that Harley guy's helmet.

"I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)
MEANS: You are paying more attention to your friends
than me.

"I don't feel well, lets go home." (male)
MEANS: I'm horny.

"What do you have on tap?"
MEANS: What's cheap?

"I've had like 10 beers already."
MEANS: I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave
this way.

"Excuse Me." (male to male)
MEANS: Get the #%)* out of the way.

"Excuse Me." (male to female)
MEANS: I am going to grope you now.

"Excuse Me." (female to male)
MEANS: Don't even think about groping me, just get
the #%)* out of the way.

"Excuse Me." (female to female)
MEANS: Move your fat butt. Who do you think you are
anyway? You are not all that hot, missy, and don't think for
one minute that you are. And get your eyes off of my man.

"I don't have my ID on me." (female)
MEANS: I'm 19.

"I don't have my ID on me." (male)
MEANS: I am actually 45, but the 22 year old girl
I brought thinks I am 30.
Received on Fri Mar 18 06:35:27 2005