Honest Mechanic

"Honest Mechanic"

Bambi, the buxom young blonde told her friend,
"I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip
me off when I took my car in for maintenance."

"Did he try to repair something that wasn't broken?
Bambi's friend asked.

"No, he didn't."

"Did he try to overcharge you?"

"No. In fact, all he said I needed was blinker fluid."

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"Anniversary Dinner"

On their anniversary night, the blond husband
sat his wife sat down in the den with her favorite
magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp,
slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her
feet and announced that he was preparing dinner
all by himself.

"How romantic!" she thought.

Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting
for dinner to be served. She tiptoed to the kitchen
and found it a colossal mess.

Her harried blond husband, removing something
indescribable from the smoking oven, saw her in
the doorway. "Almost ready!" he vowed. "Sorry it
took me so long but I had to refill the pepper shaker."

"Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?"

"More'n an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy stuffin'
it through those dumb little holes."
Received on Wed Mar 9 09:19:54 2005