Golf In Heaven

"Golf In Heaven"

Bart and Art have been a twosome on the links every day
since they've been retired. One day, as they're putting
on their golf shoes in the clubhouse, they get into a
conversation about heaven and whether there are any golf
courses there. They make a pact. The first one to die will
come back and tell the other one. Bart dies first, and sure
enough, comes back to visit Art.

Art says, "Well are there any golf courses in heaven?"

"I have good news and I have bad news," says Bart.

"We have the ultimate golf course in the sky and
tournament which starts tomorrow."

"So what's the bad news?"

"You're my partner!"

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"Golfer In Heaven"

A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yards right down
the middle. When it came down, however, it hit a sprinkler
and the ball went sideways into the woods. He was angry, but
he went into the woods and hit a very hard 2 iron which hit a
tree and bounced back straight at him. It hit him in the
temple and killed him.

He was at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter looked at the big
book and said, "I see you were a golfer, is that correct?"

"Yes, I am," he replied.

St Peter then said, "Do you hit the ball a long way?"

The golfer replied, "You bet. After all, I got here in 2,
didn't I?"
Received on Tue Mar 8 09:29:13 2005