The Wedding Night

"The Wedding Night"

At 85 years of age, James marries Lou Anne, a lovely
25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou
Anne decides that after their wedding she and James
should have separate bedrooms, because she is
concerned that her new, but aged, husband may
overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself
for bed, and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure
enough, the knock comes; the door opens and there
is James, her 85 year old groom, ready for "action."

They "unite as one." All goes well; James takes leave
of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a
few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her
bedroom door, and it's James.

Again, he is ready for "action." Somewhat surprised,
but nonetheless willing, Lou Anne consents to more
conjugal bliss. When the love-birds are done, James
kisses his bride, bids her a goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but James is back
again, rapping on the door, as fresh as a 25-year old.
Ready for more passion. Once again they enjoy one
another. But as James prepares to leave again, his
young bride says to him: "I am thoroughly impressed
that at your age you can perform so well and so often.
I have been with guys less than a third of your age
who were only good once. You are truly a great lover,
James."

James, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne
and says: "You mean I was here already?"
Received on Mon Mar 7 02:54:17 2005