The Smart Phone

"Infant Weight Problem"

At a pharmacy, a woman asked to use the infant
scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

The clerk explained that the device was out for
repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's
weight by weighing the woman and baby together
on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone
and subtracting the second amount from the first.

"It won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the
mother, I'm the aunt."

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"The Smart Phone"

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife
something nice for their first wedding anniversary.
So he decides to buy her a cell phone.

She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows
her and explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone
rings and it's her husband, "Hi Hun," he says, "how
do you like your new phone?"

She replies, "I just love it, it's so small and your
voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't
understand though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"
Received on Tue Mar 1 08:37:40 2005