Smoking in the Rain

"Smoking in the Rain"

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home,
having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of
the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,
put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't
get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

  Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local
drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that
she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously
embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is,
after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately
asks what brand she prefers.

  "Doesn't matter, son, as long as it fits a Camel."
Received on Tue Jun 28 08:34:00 2005