Reasons Juggling is Better Than Sex

"Reasons Juggling is Better Than Sex"

10. You don't need a partner to juggle

9. Having blue balls isn't a bad thing

8. Jugglers aren't judged by the size of their balls

7. Don't have to wear protection

6. Don't have to worry about how many other
people your partner has juggled with

5. Don't have to worry if your juggling partner
is a minor

4. After juggling, you can do it again right away

3. Easier to keep balls in the air for long periods
of time

2. Don't need nine months to recover from
a mistake

1. When you finish, your balls are just as hard
as when you started
Received on Wed Jun 22 07:26:57 2005