Male Needs

"Male Needs"

A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set
off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke
having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he
pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a
straight Scotch.

Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a
bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar.

"For crying out loud!" the bloke cried, "what the hell's
going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen
a bloke shagging a sheep, and now some bloke's
wanking himself off in the bar!"

"Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't
expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep."
Received on Tue Jun 14 08:50:13 2005