Prison Vs. Work

"Prison Vs. Work"

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time
in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a
6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and
you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior
with more work.

IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card
and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and
playing games.

IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share.

IN PRISON they allow your family and friends
to visit.
AT WORK you cannot even speak to your family
and friends.

IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers
with no work required.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go
to work and then they deduct taxes from your
salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking
through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON there are wardens who are often
sadistic.
AT WORK they are called managers.
Received on Fri Jun 10 07:41:23 2005