Nationality

"Nationality"

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and
nationality of Jesus.

Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars
had a heated debate on this subject. One by one,
they offered their evidence.............

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities

But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial

But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his
Mother was sure he was G~d.

But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil

But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion

But then there were equally good arguments that
JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures

But perhaps the most compelling evidence.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
1. She had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice
when there was no food.
2. She kept trying to get the message across to
a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT.
3. Even when she was dead, she had to get up
because there was more work to do.
Received on Thu Jun 9 10:46:30 2005