Guilty Dog

"K-9 Unit"

A older lady came home to find that her house
had been broken into. She immediately called
the police, frantically saying how her house
had been burglarized.

The nearest unit to her house was a K-9 unit,
who responded to the call. The police officer
drives up to the house and proceeds to let
the dog out of the car.

The lady comes running out of the house at the
sight the police car - only to see the dog getting
out. She throws her hands up in the air screaming,
"Not only have I been robbed and call for help, but
they send me a blind police officer!"

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"Guilty Dog"

It was the end of the day when I parked my police
van in front of the station. As I gathered my
equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
and I saw a little boy staring in at me.

"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.

"It sure is," I replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards
the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
Received on Sun Jun 5 01:51:19 2005