Magician

"Whispering"

Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny
leant over and started to whisper in his mother's ear.

"Johnny, how many times have I told you," said his
mother, "It's rude to whisper. If you have something
to say, say it out loud."

"OK, said Johnny, "Why does the lady over there look
like an ugly, haggard old witch?"

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"Magician"

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school
secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

"He's a magician, Ma'am" said the new boy.

"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

"He saws people in half."

"Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"One half brother and two half sisters."

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"Short Takes"

I sure miss the day when someone else pumped
your gas for you. It was much cheaper back then.

An adolescent is someone who acts like a baby
when they aren't treated like an adult.

I have two words for any teacher who complains
about being underpaid: summer job.

Anybody that wants the presidency so much that
he would spend 2 years campaigning and
organizing for it, should not be trusted with the
office.
Received on Wed Jun 1 08:23:54 2005