Phone Call

"Phone Call"

John receives a phone call.

"Hello," he answers.

The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan.
We met at a party about 3 months ago."

"Oh?"

"Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you
took me home. On the way we parked and got
into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."

"Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"

"I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."

"Say, you ARE a good sport."
Received on Wed Jul 27 08:12:34 2005