Diagnosis

"Diagnosis"

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture
on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she
asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks
back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one
minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably
the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and
answered, "He's probably a basketball coach?"

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"Good News"

The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan,
I have some good news and some bad news."

Dan said, "Give me the good news."

"They're going to name a disease after you."

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"Medical Problem"

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he
hasn't been feeling well.

The doctor examines him, leaves the room and
comes back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a big
glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill
with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just
before going to bed, take the red pill with another
big glass of water."

Startled to be put on so much medicine the man
stammers, "Jeez doc, exactly what's my problem?"

The Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough
water."
Received on Thu Jul 21 11:35:17 2005