Extreme Bumper Stickers

"Extreme Bumper Stickers"

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!

G~d is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's
permit.

I wasn't born a b*tch. Men like you made me
this way.

Keep honking while I reload.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot,
either!

Who were the beta testers for Preparations
A through G?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact
change.

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other
two, it's an amusement park.

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets
later.

Your child may be an honor student but you're
still an idiot.

If you drink, don't park.

Accidents cause people.

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...
or something like that.

Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an
Indian!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and
derive.

If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Received on Wed Jul 20 10:14:50 2005