Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping In Your Cubicle..

"Best Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping In Your Cubicle..."

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

2. "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved
about in that time-management course you sent me to."

3. "I was working smarter-not harder."

4. "Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper."

5. "Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our
mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

6. "This is one of the seven habits of highly
effective people!"

7. "I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance."

8. "I was trying to remember where that difficult
"Z" Key was, and now it is indelibly imprinted on
my brain, or at least my forehead."

9. "I'm in the management training program."

10. "I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination
Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last
mandatory seminar you made me attend."

11. "This is in exchange for the six hours last
night when I dreamed about work!"

12. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate
against people who practice Yoga?"

13. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost
figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

14. "Uh, hey, whaddaya expect... the coffee machine
is broken..."

15. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

16. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just
won't wear off!"

17. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian
rhythms of the workaholic!"

18. "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my
contact lens without my hands."

19. "The mailman flipped out and pulled a gun so I
was playing dead to avoid getting shot."

20. "Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for
the day."
Received on Thu Jul 14 09:22:53 2005