Devout Cowboy

"Devout Cowboy"

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was
mending fences out on the range.

Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the
Bible in its mouth.

The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious
book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward
and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"

"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the
cover."

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"Prayer Position"

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for
prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

"Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one.

"No," another contended. "I get the best results standing
with my hands outstretched to Heaven."

"You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most
effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face
down on the floor."

The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey,
fellas, " he interrupted, "the best prayin' I ever did
was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."
Received on Wed Jul 13 10:17:05 2005