Blonde Puzzle

"Blonde with a Baby"

At a pharmacy, a blonde woman asked to use
the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in
her arms.

The clerk explained that the device was out
for repairs, but said that she would figure the
infant's weight by weighing the woman and
baby together on the adult scale, then weighing
the mother alone and subtracting the second
amount from the first.

"It won't work," explained the blonde. "I'm not
the mother, I'm the aunt."

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"Blonde Puzzle"

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle,
and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle.

He gets there and she has the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then
looks at the box, then turns to her and says....

"First of all sweetheart, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger."

"Second, I'd advise you to just relax ... then put all
these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Received on Tue Jul 12 10:43:59 2005