Sleeping in the Barn

"Sleeping in the Barn"

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They
loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm
house and asked the attractive lady of the house
if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm
afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my
house."

"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep
in the barn."

Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's
attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob,
do you remember that good-looking widow at the
farm where we stayed?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night,
go up to the house and make love to her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling
her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid
I did."

"Well, thanks, buddy! She just died and left me
everything!"
Received on Mon Jul 11 06:46:00 2005