Remembering Hollywood Squares

"Remembering Hollywood Squares"

If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares
and its comics, these tidbits may bring tears of
joy to your eyes!

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under
water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least
how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking
should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000
years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way
sometimes.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are
you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me
awake.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a
stranger at a party and you think that he is
attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him
if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish
as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words
to say "I Love You"?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple
and a twenty.

Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get
Enough"?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming
from the next apartment.

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries.
Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing
strawberries!

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects
at nudist camps.One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or
in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe
in the bedroom.

Q. Can boys join the Campfire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would
you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be
afraid of the dark.

  Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything
wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot
of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army.

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your
body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly
isn't neglected.

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put
horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time,
your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

  Q. When a couple has a baby, who is responsible
for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up
to him.

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly
believes in them and has actually seen them on
at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things
you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh!!!
Received on Sun Jul 10 02:33:27 2005