An Etiquette Lesson

"An Etiquette Lesson"

During a good manners and etiquette class, the
teacher says to her students: "If you were courting
a well educated young girl from a prominent family
and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the
toilet, what would you say to her? "

Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a p*ss."

The teacher says, "That would be very rude and
improper on your part."

Charlie replied, "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet,
I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention
the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."

And says Johnny, "My dear, please excuse me for a
moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal
friend, whom I hope to be able to introduce to you
after dinner."
Received on Thu Jul 7 09:43:04 2005