The Fiancee

"The Fiancee"

Gary was chuckling at the bar when his friend
Steve joined him. "Women, they think they're
so smart," he said with a sly smile, going on
to explain that he'd eavesdropped on a phone
conversation between his fiancee and her best
friend.

She said, "Gary doesn't know it yet, but the only
time I'm having sex is when I want to get pregnant."

At this, Gary doubled over with laughter, and Steve
looked at his friend with some consternation, "I'd
be mad as a hatter! Why aren't you?" he asked.

"Why get mad?" answered Gary. "She'll never
know I've had a vasectomy!"
Received on Mon Jan 31 06:18:31 2005