Car For Sale

"Engine Noise"

When the car engine developed a slight knock, the
husband asked his blonde wife if she had bought
high octane or regular gas, but she couldn't remember.

"You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "That c
ould account for the roughness of the engine."

"No, the gas wasn't cheaper!" she replied indignantly.

"Well, how much did it cost?" asked the husband
probing carefully.

"It cost the same as always." said the blonde wife.
"I told the man to put in the usual ten dollars worth."

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"Car For Sale"

A blonde tried to sell her old car, but was having
problems getting rid of it because the vehicle had been
driven 250,000 miles.

She discussed her problem with a brunette co-worker
at the Salon Shop. The brunette mentioned that she
knows of a procedure to make the car easier to sell,
but it's illegal to do so.

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can
just sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a
friend of mine who owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent
you, and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000
miles. Then you should be able to unload the car."

The following weekend, the blonde went to see the
co-worker's mechanic to have the work done.

Several weeks went by before the brunette asked the
blonde, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has
50,000 miles on it."
Received on Sun Jan 30 09:18:08 2005