Old Acquaintances

"Old Acquaintances"

An elderly retired couple were driving down the East
coast, when they stopped in Georgia for a fuel stop.
The elderly woman was very hard of hearing, and
usually asked her husband to repeat everything.

An elderly station attendant came to the car and started
filling the fuel tank. Making idle talk, he asked if the man
liked the weather, to which the man replied, "very much."

What'd he say?, asked the woman. "He asked if I like
the weather, and I told him yes," replied her husband.

"Where are you-all headed", asked the attendant. "Oh,
we're going to Jacksonville", he replied.

"What'd he say?", asked the woman. "He asked where
we're going, and I told him to Jacksonville," the husband
replied.

"Where are you-all from", inquired the attendant a few
moments later. "Oh, we're from Maine," the man replied.
"Ah, I was in Maine for two years while I was in the Air
Force, replied the attendant. In fact, I dated a girl from
Maine while I was there. It didn't last long though. I have to
tell you, this girl was the worst in bed of any girl I ever knew."

"What'd he say?" inquired the woman.

"He said he thinks he knows you," replied her husband.
Received on Sat Jan 29 02:56:04 2005