Fees

"Fees"

A young farm girl answers the door and sees an older
neighbor there.

Girl: "My father isn't home, but I know what you want
and I can help you. You want our bull to service your
cow. Well, my father charges one hundred dollars for
his best bull."

Neighbor: "That's not I want."

Girl: "We have a young bull who is just starting out.
My father charges fifty dollars for him."

Neighbor: "That's not I want."

Girl: "We have an old bull out in the pasture. He can
still do a job. My father charges only ten dollars
for him."

Neighbor: "That's not what I want. I came here to see
your father about your brother. Your brother Elmer
made my daughter pregnant."

Girl: "Oh. You'll have to see my father about that
because I don't know what he charges for Elmer."
Received on Fri Jan 21 06:18:12 2005