Moon Walking

"Intelligence"

Amanpreet, Jr., asked his dead old dad, Lizard Pecker,
"Pop, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

Amanpreet pondered the child's question for a moment
and said, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your
mother. 'Cuz I still have mine."

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"Moon Walking"

On a recent Tonight Show, Jay Leno went out and about
asking questions about explorers. He asked this one gal,
"Who was the first man to walk on the moon?"

The lady answered, "Neil . . . " and she paused for a couple
of moments before finishing with, "Young."

Jay sang a couple of Neil's songs.

Spud and I were in a restaurant and I got to telling her about
this. So I decided to ask her the same question. "Who was
the first man to walk on the moon?"

She got that deer in the headlight look. Then her face
brightened and she said, "Armstrong."

"Ah, very good, Spud. What's his first name?"

Spud thought for a moment and said, "Uh, Louis?"
Received on Tue Jan 4 06:37:42 2005