"Toast"
Andy walked into the neighborhood bar and announced
that he was divorcing his wife. The bartender asked why.
"Well," Andy said, "yesterday was her birthday, so I took
her to the fanciest restaurant in town."
"So?" the bartender replies.
"So I order a bottle of their best champagne, and I made
a toast--' to the best woman a man could have.' "
"What's wrong with that?"
"Four waiters joined in...."
Received on Mon Feb 28 09:55:32 2005
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