The Funeral

"The Funeral"

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin
was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made
up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon
and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the
heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.
Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.

The guy next to him asked: "Why on Earth are
you laughing?"

"I was thinking about my own funeral," the man
replied.

"What's so funny about that?"

"I'm a gynecologist."
Received on Fri Feb 25 10:09:58 2005