Get Out Much?

"Three Vampires at the Bar"

Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
The barmaid came over to take their orders.
"And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"

The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."

The third vampire shook his head at his companions
and said, "I will have a glass of plasma."

The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the
bar and called to the bartender,
"Two bloods and a blood light."

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"Get Out Much?"

While I was dining out with my children, a man came
over to our table, and we started talking. He asked
where my kids go to school. I told him we home-
schooled them. With a raised eyebrow, he asked if
my husband is the sole breadwinner for our family.

I said, "No, I also work..out of our home."

Then, noticing our two-month-old son, he mentioned
that his daughter had just had a baby, and he
wondered what hospital our son was born in.
"He was born at home," I answered.

The man looked at me, then said, "Wow, you don't
get out much, do you?"
Received on Thu Feb 24 09:51:15 2005