Shaking

"Shaking"

Three old men were talking about how much
their hands shook. The first old guy said, "My
hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his
morning, I cut my face."

The second old fogy one-upped him and said,
"My hands shake so bad, that when I trimmed
my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers."

The third old man laughed and said, "That's
nothing. My hands shake so bad that when
I took a pee yesterday, I came three times!"
Received on Fri Feb 11 06:08:10 2005