Things Guys Want Girls To Know, Part II

"30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know"
Part II

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean
you don't have to apologize when you're wrong.
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it
would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make
the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you
might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the balls "just to see what we'd say."
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and
laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's breasts aren't fake anymore, but we like
yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a
relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you
should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't
turn us on.
27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his
stomach...and maybe...oh never mind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy
with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart,
stick it down our throat, and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but
we'll pretend like you are anyway.
Received on Tue Feb 8 06:31:01 2005