Going to School

"Conference with the Teacher"

Miss Crabtree and Little Johnny's father were
having a parent teacher conference. Miss Crabtree
said to Little Johnny's father, "Well, at least there's
one thing I can say about your son."

Little Johnny's father asked, "What's that?"

"With grades like these, he couldn't possibly
be cheating."

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"Going to School"

Mother was having a hard time getting her son to go
to school in the morning.

"Nobody in school likes me," he complained. "The teachers
don't like me, the kids don't like me, the superintendent
wants to transfer me, the bus drivers hate me, the school
board wants me to drop out, and the custodians have it in
for me. I don't want to go to school."

"But you have to go to school," said his mother sternly.
"You're healthy, you have a lot to learn, you have something
to offer others, you are a leader. And besides, you are 45
years old and you are the 'Principal'."
Received on Sun Feb 6 09:32:57 2005