Drink Choices - Men

"Drink Choices - Men"

IF MEN DRINK - As always, very simple and
clear cut.

Cider : He's probably under-aged and wants
to get l*id.

Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor/student and
wants to get la*d.

Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and
wants to get la*d.

Bitter : He's old, he likes good beer and wants
to get la*d.

Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and
wants to get la*d.

Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get la*d
one way or another.

Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him
class and help him get la*d.

Vodka or Brandy : Extremely h*rny hound, would
shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get la*d.

Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men
and wants to get la*d.

Whisky : He doesn't give two shits about anything
and will hit anyone who will get in his way of
getting la*d.

Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky
drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting,
crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting la*d.

Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting
la*d.

Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc :
He's gay (Blatantly!)
Received on Tue Dec 20 08:31:05 2005