I'm Not THAT Old!!

"A Well Planned Life"

Two women met for the first time since graduating
from high school. One asked the other, "You were
always so organized in school, Did you manage
to live a well planned life? "

" Oh yes," said her friend, "I sure did!
My first marriage was to a millionaire;
my second marriage was to an actor;
my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker."

Her friend asked, "What do those marriages
have to do with a well planned life?"

"One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go."

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"I'm Not THAT Old!!"

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others
your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look
that old?" Well . . .... You'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first
appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his,
DDS, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome,
dark-haired boy with the same name had been
in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret
crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded
any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man
with the deeply lined face was way too old to have
been my classmate. Hmmm ... Or could he?

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had
attended Morgan Park High School.

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with
pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1959. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at
me closely. Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled SOB
asked, "What did you teach?"
Received on Thu Dec 8 16:38:09 2005