Birthday Surprise

"Special Rate"

Several years ago, one of the airlines recently
introduced a special half-fare rate for wives
accompanying their husbands on business trips.

Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity
department of the airline sent out letters to all the
wives of businessmen who used the special rates,
asking how they enjoyed their trip.

Responses are still pouring in asking, "What trip???"

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"Settlement"

"Mr. Smith, I have decided to give your wife
$275 a week."

And Mr Smith said: "That`s very fair, your honor.
And every now and then, I'll try to send her a
few bucks, too!"

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"Birthday Surprise"

The couple had been debating the purchase
of a new auto for weeks.

He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little
sports-like car so she could zip through traffic
around town. He would probably have settled
on any beat up old truck, but everything she
seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look !" she said. I want something that goes
from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. "And my
birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new
bathroom scale.

Services are pending.
Received on Sat Dec 3 08:32:07 2005