You Might Be An Engineer If...

"You Might Be An Engineer If..."

- At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be
the one to find the burnt-out bulb in the string.

- In college you thought Spring Break was a metal
fatigue failure.

- The salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any
of your questions.

- You are always late to meetings.

- You are at an air show and know how fast the
skydivers are falling.

- You bought your wife a new CD ROM for her birthday.

- You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

- You can type 70 words a minute but can't read your
own handwriting.

- You can't write unless the paper has both horizontal
and vertical lines.

- You comment to your wife that her straight hair is
nice and parallel.

- You forgot to get a haircut ... for 6 months.

- You have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in
your work area.

- You have ever saved the power cord from a broken
appliance.

- You have more friends on the Internet than in
real life.

- You have never bought any new underwear or socks
for yourself since you got married.

- You have used coat hangers and duct tape for
something other than hanging coats and taping ducts.

- You know what http:// actually stands for.

- You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.

- You see a good design and still have to change it.

- You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.

- You think that when people around you yawn, it's
because they didn't get enough sleep.

- You wear black socks with white tennis shoes
(or vice versa).

- You're in the back seat of your car, she's looking
wistfully at the moon, and you're trying to locate a
geosynchronous satellite.

- You know what the geosynchronous satellite's
function is.

- Your laptop computer costs more than your car.

- You've already calculated how much you make
per second.

- You've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.
Received on Fri Dec 2 00:47:51 2005