"Q & A"
Q: What is it called when a fifteen-year-old girl
decides to become a nun?
A: A premature immaculation.
Q: If tennis players get tennis elbow, and
squash players get squash knees, what
do gynecologists get?
A: Tunnel vision!
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"Exam"
The shapely woman was in the gynecological
stirrups, and her doctor was in the middle of
his examination when he suddenly stopped
and said brusquely,
"Look, madam, I'm a happily married man ...
so would you please stop squeezing my hand?"
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