Adult Trivia

"Adult Trivia"

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's
nipples for?
  A: It's Braille for "suck here."

Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down
under.

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a
Goodyear.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after
women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but
when they go they take your house and car
with them.

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get
up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
Received on Fri Aug 12 08:09:21 2005