Girls' Softball

"Girls' Softball"

Was sitting in a restaurant this weekend. They had the
TV turned to ESPN which was televising a college girls'
softball game.

Oh it was so sad. It was so . . . "girly."

I swear, I'm not making this up:

* They actually HALTED the game because the pitcher
broke a fingernail.

* The pitcher had a wild pitch and grazed one of the
batters. Did the batter come out of the batter box swinging?
No. The pitcher LEFT THE MOUND, walked to the batter,
and GAVE THE BATTER A HUG!

* The center fielder caught the batter's ball and put her out.
On a MEN'S team, the guys on the bench would have said to
the batter, "Ya lozer!" and smacked him on the arse.

But on this GIRLY game, everyone on the bench gave the
batter "high fives" and "You go girl!" I KNOW for a fact at
least one of 'em said to her, "You know that center fielder
is a stinky ho and is TOTALLY a d*ke.. You did right when
you snatched up her boyfriend."

Ladies: if, in sports, you're not gonna strut around in little
white tennis skirts so we can see your panties, we're not
gonna watch you do the "Ya Ya Sisterhood" crap on the
playing field. Either draw blood . . . or draw us a beer and
get off the field.
Received on Wed Aug 3 07:45:35 2005