Bald Parrot

"Bald Parrot"

A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot
from a relative. The Parrot, being a male, sneaks
out and screws the next door neighbor turkeys
and rushes back home, but not before being
caught in the act.

The next door neighbor knock on the door and
explain what the Parrot has been doing. The owners
of the parrot reprimand him and tell him if he doesn't
stop it he's going to shave the parrots head.

That night the Parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks
out and screws his neighbor turkeys again. The
next morning the owner ties the bird down and
proceeds to shave his head.

The following morning is the Farmer's daughters
wedding, and in order to please the relative that gave
them the parrot, they sit the parrot on a piano and tell
him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests
and tell them where to sit in the church.

The parrot is doing fine. "Groom's side to the left and
Bride's side to the right". The two bald guys walk in
and the parrot says, "And you two Turkey-screwing
pals, up on the piano with me!!!"
Received on Fri Apr 29 08:28:29 2005