Latex Factory

"Latex Factory"

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces
various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown
the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples.
The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The
hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,"
explains the guide. "The popping sound is the
needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where
condoms are manufactured. The machine makes
a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise. "Wait a minute!"
says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the
'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple
machine," says the guide. It pokes a hole in every
fourth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"

"Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple
business!"
Received on Thu Apr 28 07:37:41 2005