Animal Games

"Animal Games"

One day the teacher decides to play an animal
game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and
asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises
their hand. The teacher says, "See it's long
neck? What animal has a long neck?"

Sally holds up her hand and asks, "Is it a giraffe?"

"Very good Sally," the teacher replies. Next she
holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students
holds up their hands. "See the stripes on this
animal? What animal has stripes?"

Billy holds up his hand and says, "It's a zebra."

"Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next she holds
up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized
the animal.

"See the big antlers on this animal. What animal
has horns like this?"

Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint,
it's something your mother calls your father."

Johnny shouts out, "I know what it is; it's a horny
bastard!"
Received on Tue Apr 19 09:17:43 2005