Kids vs. Teachers

"New Home"

When Little Johnny's family moved into a new double
wide trailer one of their former neighbors dropped
by. Seeing Johnny out front, he asked, "So, how
do you like your new place?"

"It's terrific," Little Johnny answered. "I have my own
room, my brother has his own room, and my sister
has her own room. But poor mom is still in with dad."

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"Kids vs. Teachers"

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

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"School Lunch"

Little Johnny, after being expelled from his latest
school, was enrolled in a Catholic School. On his
first day in the new school, he went to the
cafeteria for lunch. The children were lined up
patiently getting their lunches.

At the head of the serving line was a large pile
of apples. One of the nuns made a note that said:
"Take only one, G~d is watching."

Seeing this Little Johnny made a note of his own
and placed it at the other end of the serving line,
in front of a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

Little Johnny's note said: "Take all you want, G~d
is watching the apples."
Received on Sun Apr 17 01:04:25 2005