Only Daughter

"Only Daughter"

She was only a creditor's daughter, but she
allowed no advances.

She was only a taxi driver's daughter, but you auto
meter..

She was only a plumber's daughter, but she had
good connections.

She was only a surgeon's daughter, but oh, what
a cut-up.

She was only a photographer's daughter, but she
was well developed.

She was only the village belle, so I gave her a ring.

She was only a golfer's daughter, but her form was
perfect.

She was only the milkman's daughter, but she was
the cream of the crop.

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"Boss And Employee"

The boss called one of his employees into the office.

"Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year.
You started off in the post room, one week later you were
promoted to a sales position, and one month after that
you were promoted to district manager of the sales
department. Just four short months later, you were
promoted to vice-chairman.

Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take
over the company. What do you say to that?"

"Thanks," said the employee.

"Thanks?" the boss replied. "Is that all you can say?"

"I suppose not," the employee said. "Thanks, Dad."
Received on Thu Apr 14 05:52:06 2005