Her Day In Court

"Her Day In Court"

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: What is your age?

LITTLE OLD WOMAN: I am 86 years old.

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Will you tell us, in your
own words, what happened to you on April 1st
this year?

LITTLE OLD WOMAN: There I was, sitting there
in my swing on my porch on a warm Spring
evening, when a young man comes creeping up
on the porch and sat down beside me.

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: What happened after he
sat down?

LITTLE OLD WOMAN: He started to rub my thigh.

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Did you stop him?

LITTLE OLD WOMAN: No, I didn't stop him.

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Why not?

LITTLE OLD WOMAN: It felt good. Nobody had
done that since my Abner passed away some
30 years ago.

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: What happened next?

LITTLE OLD WOMAN: He began to rub my breasts.

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Did you stop him then?

LITTLE OLD WOMAN: No, I did not stop him.

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Why not?

LITTLE OLD WOMAN: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing
made me feel all alive and excited, I haven't felt that
good in years!

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: What happened next?

LITTLE OLD WOMAN: Well, I was feeling spicy that
I just laid down and said to him, "Take me, young
man,Take me!"

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Did he take you?

LITTLE OLD WOMAN: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April
Fool!" And that's when I shot the bastard!
Received on Fri Apr 1 06:08:18 2005