Honeymoon, Texas Style

"Honeymoon, Texas Style"

A cowboy and his wife had just been married and
went to a hotel for their honeymoon.

The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, "This here is a very special 'casion -- our
weddin' night and we need a very special room with
a strong bed."

The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"

The cowboy thought about it a while and then replied,
"No, I guess not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she
gets used to it."
Received on Wed Sep 29 16:29:46 2004