Teeth

"Teeth"

A little boy and a little girl are playing Doctor behind
a barn. They are both near naked. The little boy's
Mum comes around the corner, and catches them.
She grabs her son by the arm and drags him back
to the house, spanking him the whole way.

When they get back to the house, she sits him down
and says to him, "Don't be messin' with those little
girl's vaginas, they got teeth down there and they'll
bite off anything that gets near it."

Well, the little boy grew up still thinking this. He gets
to High School and falls in love at 17 years old and
still a virgin. They remain together for years and
eventually, he asks her to marry him.

They wed on his 24th birthday, and went off on their
honeymoon, and as he had remembered his Mother's
words throughout their courtship, he was still a virgin.

On the first night of the honeymoon they lay in bed and
fool around for a while before he rolls over and turns
out the light.

His new wife says "Just a minute, aren't we going to
have sex?" He replies "No, my Mom done told me about
you women, ya'all got teeth in ya'all's vaginas."

She says "I don't, if you don't believe me turn on the light
and have a look!"

So he turns the light back on and she shows him. "Well?"
she says.

"No wonder you aint got no teeth," he answers after
inspecting her. "Look at the shape your gums are in!"
Received on Thu Sep 23 09:28:08 2004