Things A Man Doesn't Appreciate Being Said...

"Things A Man Doesn't Appreciate Being Said
        When A Woman Is Looking At Him Naked"

1. Why is G~d punishing me?

2. At least this won't take long.

3. I never saw one like that before.

4. But it still works, right?

5. It looks unused.

6. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

7. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

8. Are you cold?

9. If you get me real drunk first.

10. Is that an optical illusion?

11. What is that?

12. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

13. Does it come with an air pump?

14. So this is why you're to judge people on personality.

15. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.'
Received on Wed Sep 22 09:35:39 2004