Stuttering

"Stuttering"

A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can
to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world
renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and
says, "I've found your problem. Your penis is 12 inches
long. It weighs so much it is pulling on your lungs, causing
you to stutter." So the man asks, "What's he cure, doctor?"
To which the doctor replies, "We have to cut off 6 inches."

The man thinks about it, and eager to cure his stuttering,
agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and
he stops stuttering.

Two months later he calls the doctor and tells him that since
he had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped
him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He wants the
doctor to operate to put back the six inches. Not hearing anything
on the line, he repeats himself, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me?
I want my 6 inches back!"

Finally, the doctor responds, "S-s-s-s-c-c-c-c-r-rrew Y-y-you!"
Received on Tue Sep 21 09:37:35 2004