"Short Takes"
Jerry was walking near a women fashions store
when he observed this knockout blonde approaching him.
He says to the lady, "You are a gal with my favorite kind of legs!"
The blonde asks, "And just what kind of legs are they?"
Jerry says, " They have feet on one end and pussy on the other!"
~~~~~
An ant and an elephant got married, despite the best
advice of their friends. During their first intercourse, the
elephant suffered a heart attack and died.
"Darn," said the ant. "Five minutes of passion, and
now the rest of my life digging a grave."
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